mac cosmetics outlet: The Social Network (2010) Movie Quotes

Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?

Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.

Gage: Do you think I deserve it?

Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at the lawyer] What?

Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?

Mark Zuckerberg: I had mac eyeliner pencil swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.

Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.

Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

[pauses]

Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

Eduardo Saverin: Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!

Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going MAC Cosmetics go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

Mark Zuckerberg: A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair.

Erica Albright: As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared.

Sean Parker: We lived in farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're gonna live on the internet!

Erica Albright: Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster.

Sean Parker: You know what's cooler than a million dollars?

Eduardo Saverin: You?

Sean Parker: A billion dollars.

Mark Zuckerberg: Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know mac eyeshadow palette money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping pong room.

Marylin Delpy: What are you doing?

Mark Zuckerberg: Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.

Marylin Delpy: Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook.

[Mark says nothing]

Marylin Delpy: You must really hate the Winklevosses.

Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.

Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

Divya Narendra: No, I wanna hire mac foundation Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!

Mark Zuckerberg: Your date looks so familiar to me.

Sean Parker: She looks familiar to a lot of people.

Mark Zuckerberg: What do you mean?

Sean Parker: A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs.

Eduardo Saverin: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trouts!

Marylin Delpy: Every Creation has its Devil.

Mark Zuckerberg: You signed best mac eye pencil papers.

Eduardo Saverin: You set me up.

Mark Zuckerberg: You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?

Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.

Sean Parker: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.

Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the masthead.

Sean Parker: You might wanna check again.

Eduardo Saverin: This because I froze the account?

Sean Parker: Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits thinking you were running this company?

Eduardo Saverin: [cutting him off] Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

Sean Parker: Security's here, you'll be leaving now.

Eduardo Saverin: I'm not signing those papers.

Sean Parker: We will get MAC Cosmetics Outlet signature.

Eduardo Saverin: Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.

[Mark scoffs]

Eduardo Saverin: You did it, I knew you did it! You planted the story about me and the chicken.

Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't plant the story about the chicken.

Sean Parker: What's he talking about?

Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty.

Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?

Eduardo Saverin: And, I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not just coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything.